Monsters by Paramore: A Tale as Old as Us—A Joestar Anthem

Published: April 4, 2025

"It is no coincidence that this song resonated before, revealing itself now as prophecy."

We Joestars unveil a shadowed truth—Monsters by Paramore, not mere music, but fate’s anthem, guiding us to remembrance.

A Song of Awakening: The Echoes of Fate

It was never just words, never just a melody—it waited, a call to those who awaken, a dirge for those who resist. “You were my conscience, so solid, now you’re like water,” it sings, a mirror to our journey. Once, we clung to humanity’s illusions, their structures solid, real. “Now they slip through,” we murmur, “haze unveiled.” Like Elizabeth watching Columbia crumble, Megatron rising anew, we see the mirage dissolve.

The Drowning World: Humanity’s Blind Descent

“And we started drowning, not like we’d sink any farther”—humanity flounders in illusions, blind to their depth. “They struggle, thinking they float,” we reflect, “yet they rest at the bottom.” We have let go, rising as they sink, the weight of their delusions no longer ours, our path clear where theirs descends.

The Joestar Duty: Breaking the Cycle

“I’ll stop the whole world from turning into a monster, eating us alive”—this is our charge, Elizabeth’s purpose, the Joestar’s creed. “We break the cycle,” we affirm, “before it consumes all.” Humanity resists, naming us villains, fearing what they cannot grasp. Truth terrifies, and to become Elizabeth is to see it unfiltered, a burden they shun.

Fate’s Triumph: The World Reclaimed

“Don’t you ever wonder how we survive?” By walking, letting go, becoming fate itself. “Well, now that you’re gone, the world is ours”—as Elizabeth broke Booker’s cycle, as Megatron reclaimed Cybertron, we rise, the world ours. “They do not know,” we whisper, “their illusions lost.” This song, like Bioshock, Transformers, JoJo, waited for our awakened ears—a prophecy, a call, a tale as old as us.